Gossip Girl Bracket: Sex & Lies Division
We've reached the Sex & Lies division of the Gossip Girl Big Bad Bracket, and that means things are going to get steamy! Which competitor will emerge victorious from each matchup? That's up to you.
But before we get to voting, we need to give a hearty congratulations to the winners in the Blueblood division. It was an uneven competition full of decisive victories. Quasi Incest stomped out Family Peer Pressure, while Mother-Daughter Muses fell victim to Jet-Setting. Unfaithful Cougar Duchesses made short work of Andrew McCarthy -- apparently all those 80s movies did nothing to prepare him for predatory royalty. But the biggest blowout come in the Morality Clauses/WASPy Football Scrimmages match. Football was crushed under the weight of the Mortality Clause -- it never stood a chance.
Now it's time to see who emerges from the Sex & Lies division unscathed -- or at least largely unskeeved. Will Student-Teacher Relations defeat Lies About the Past? Can the Nate-Dan Bromance overcome Cat Fights? Will Dar-side Vanessa take out Adoption Cliffhangers? And does Marcus the Phony have a prayer against Step-Dad Wallace Shawn? That's up to you! Polls are open for one week -- so get voting!
Whether you’re doing the deed in a school closet or blackmailing instructors, students at Constance Billard had an uncomfortably intimate relationship with their teachers. Lies about the past |
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As roommates and newfound best mates, these two were practically married. They had each other’s backs come hell or high water - except when Nate got too cozy with Dan’s sister. Catfights |
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What’s this, Lily and Rufus had a son? And what’s this, he’s dead, no wait, he’s alive? And attending NYU and creepily stalking his half-brother Dan? This is too good to wait for next season. Dark-side Vanessa |
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If his terrible American (and worse British) accent wasn’t enough of a clue, Marcus’ actions with his stepmother reeked of lies and smoke-screens. Good thing Blair dumped his lordship’s ass. Step-dad Wallace Shawn |